So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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