If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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