I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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