But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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