your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Mom said you looked used
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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