Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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