That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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