Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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