so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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