is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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