He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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