i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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