What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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