Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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