As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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