you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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