your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
