This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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