it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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