It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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