I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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