you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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