That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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