He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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