It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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