I bet he comes in French.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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