I'm really into asian looking animals
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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