Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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