so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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