Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
