This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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