Barsexuality is the new black.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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