What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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