I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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