could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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