The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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