Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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