I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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