But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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