wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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