6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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