my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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