Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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