i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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