you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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