naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I am full of burrito and curiosity
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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