bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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