I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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