butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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