Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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