So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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