Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
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Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious