People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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