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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.

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• (831): View more from California

  Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.

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• (646): View more from New York

  They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.

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• (619): View more from California

  found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks

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