two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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