Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You ruined the universe
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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