and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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