another moral hangover. fuck.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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